Having dissed Twitter I now discover that it contains a rich seam of wisdom from an acerbic irascible old man.
# "Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn't invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
# "You sure do like to tailgate people... Right, because it's real important you show up to the nothing you have to do on time."
# "Tennessee is nice. The first time I vomited was in Tennessee, I think."