Faith

"Have a nice day". People still say this, one way or another it betrays loose-stool-water levels of ignorance.

In truth it is increasingly rare now - but if you get a chance I *urge* you to smile and reply:


"Thank you, but I have other plans"


Sadly you must then immediately turn and walk without looking back. Never look back - just have faith that they will be reeling open-mouthed in astonishment. Amen.

Still a useful response to puzzling emails:

Overexposed.

You may know that a USE Exposure cycle light is one of those insane luxuries that a keen cyclist might treat themselves to. They cost more than a cheap bike. This person has 4! On top of that there are 2 helmet mounted USE Joysticks. Current retail total a smidge over £1400 on lights. It would be pretty well night into day. Remarkable.

The hardest quiz in the world. Ever.

1: Dog or Cat
2: London or New York
3: Friends or Seinfeld
4: Beatles or Rolling Stones
5: Star Wars or Alien
6: Cricket or Baseball
7: Ferrari or Lamborghini
8: Monet or Manet
9: PC or Mac
10: Anquetil or Poulidor

Click for Answers (no cheating!)