Quotelets

... a Weight Watchers meal for one, and two and a half bottles of Baileys ...

Litespeed

Pro, Lite, Race, Speed, Carbon, Flex, Go, Motion, Rider, Pace, Line, Blade, Power. Pick any two and you'll have a cycling brand. Sometimes, for example, in winter I have RaceBlade guards on my Litespeed bike.

The list of acceptable words is currently a bit short, so to help manufacturers I suggest adding: "Middle Aged", "Tubby" and "Feckless"

A proper Citroen

I would occasionally see this wonderful old car motoring around the suburb where I live - and was astonished to eventually realise its owner lives but a stone's throw away.

Newspeak

Note that Easter is now to be referred to as "Chocolate Weekend". Likewise, at the end of the year we have "Present Day".

I didn't coin these phrases, but find their irreverence somehow appealing - so - here they are.

Changes

Now too small child's roller blade sacrificed in name of Brommie skate wheel conversion. No longer will I have to carry the bugger on the rough St Albans platform. It may wander about the train on its own a bit though.

Mystery no more.

Finally worked out what this is for.